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They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good
What is your most erotic sex story?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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