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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Still no good

What is your most erotic sex story?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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